im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
suggested serving size: whatever the fuck i want thanks
Hi I made a side blog for my art and what-not.
Sometimes my inner monologue scares me, like, there’s a line in Suspended by The Orwells
‘slapped her ass, and got suspended’
and I was listening to it and I was like
‘ey I wouldn’t mind if Mario Cuomo slapped my ass’.
It was weird. Idk.
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos
But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures